Out of sheer boredom (and a little spite :>) I've decided to compile a list of things that are 100% guaranteed to really get my bloke's back up.

So if any of you are on ekofox's friends list please feel free to give him a bit grief (he doesn't mind really:D) You can do this by

1. Implying that all the Star Wars characters are raging homosexuals (C3PO is a classic example) and that the greatest force of evil in the galaxy was thwarted by a bunch of teddy bears with sticks. Oh yes, mispronounce Anakin...call him Anadin, he realllly hates that

2. Telling him that LOTR trilogy was the most boring bunch of films ever produced and that they could have cut hours off them if they just reduced the walking a bit. Give the fuckers horses I say.

3. Tell him Clerks 2 sucks major ass, but don't tell him why

4. Call George Lucas a lumberjack-shirt wearing, untalented charlatan with a dodgy beard and a bad rug

5. Call 24 Twenty-bore and state that any normal, sane person having days like that would have quit after the first one.

6. Tell him that every zombie in all horror films remind you of his mother

and finally

7. State that Batman Begins was without a doubt a complete shambles of a film, with poor casting and wooden acting.

Right, I'm off to hide.