I hate this machine. No, correction, I loathe and despise every circuit, wire and all the other gubbins that go into a computer.

I thought I was being clever by typing my blog on Word ready to copy and paste it here. Things were going great, I had a bit of a morning rant about alarm clocks that had it in for me, kids that look like they've slept in their clothes and waking up with my dog's paw in my face because he's decided he needs more of the bed and has stretched out.

It was a good blog, witty, caustic and sarcastic. A great blog in fact, even if I do say so myself. I read it through, corrected mistakes and then went to press save....

...The fucker VANISHED. In a blink of an eye the whole damn lot disappeared off my screen (something I wish Ant and Dec were capable of doing...annoying little bastards). I know damn well I didn't erase it, so where the fricking buggery did the thing go.

What makes it worse is you can't ever remember exactly what you've typed and when you try to recreate it, it's just a pile of shite.

Excuse the profanity, but I'm really jarred off with the whole incident. I'm off to make a meez to cheer myself up. Everyone else has one so I want one too *stamps foot*