Now I'm really pissed! - A Retraction

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Now I'm really pissed! - A Retraction

by passiveaggressive @ 2006-10-20 – 17:04:16

In my previous blog I accused my son of thieving one of his Xmas pressies.

It turns out that my bloke, for reasons best known to himself, moved the fricking thing and couldn't be bothered to tell me.

There I was planning all sorts of punishments ranging from grounding all the way up to flogging (bit harsh I suppose but I was annoyed at the thought of him ransacking my room), just to find out that he was innocent of the crime.

I'm so glad he walked in ten minutes before my son did.

At least I don't have to apologise to my son as I would never hear the end of it.

I jumped to conclusions about the spotty oik and now I feel bad.
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- 2006-10-20 @ 17:49:43
SSoooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Chrissie pressie will be renewed.
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- ekofox
- 2006-10-20 @ 21:01:52
Alright woman, i only moved the damn thing to mend the drawer. AND....i get flogged for the slightest of things..BUT...i kinda like it...which is why i try and wind you up every chance i get. If i had lived in olde worlde times (SHUT UP, Trace, let me feckin' finish) if i had lived then like with the pirates, arrrrrrrr, then i would have been tied and flogged every day and what a life that would be. Ohhh! I stole the Captain's rum...again...flogged?? Okkkk, if i have been bad then i must get punished.

Next time i move anything i shall do something totally new and uncharacteristic and i shall tell you....after you have picked yourself up off the floor then you can beat me. I promise.

*Star Wars is NOT gay...it is a priceless cultural archive...so feck off!*
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  - 2006-10-20 @ 21:06:38
  It is sooo gay. Ohhh, O-Big-One I'll give you such a taste of my light-sabre...look, it's double ended as well for 2 times the pleasure
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- ekofox
- 2006-10-20 @ 21:18:30
cheeky feckin' witch. How rude are you? How dare you cast doubt onto the wholesome nature of a part of my youth? You know your trouble, you don't believe. I sat in that theatre many, many years ago and i believed. I saw a gold robot and a dome on wheels, i did not see some sordid gay tryst going on. When Darth Vader, or Daft Invader as you call him, comes on screen - you feel the presence of the dark side, you, on the other hand, make comments about helmets and shapes and phallic references. It is you with the issues, you are the one with the compulsion to see sexual shapes and references in everything. Hell, you can't even eat a fuckin' single cheerio without seeing some sort of thing going on there. Get a grip or get some serious therapy.

I, on the other hand, no pun intended, need no therapy because i have Star Wars in my life.

*Zombies are a literary and cinematic projection of our deepest fears for the future of mankind. We believe that we will turn on each other and consume and we will not stop until there is nothing left.*
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  - 2006-10-20 @ 21:21:43
  *Zombies are a literary and cinematic projection of our deepest fears for the future of mankind. We believe that we will turn on each other and consume and we will not stop until there is nothing left.*
  
  That's why they remind me of your mother, dear
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