The bloke has fallen asleep and I'm waiting for him to start talking. He doesn't believe he chats in his sleep, but he didn't believe he snored either until I presented him with evidence.

I would love to know what things he dreams about as some of the things he comes out with are hilarious. My favourites to date are

1. What am I, some sort of cheese garment? (beyond me as well, but got me giggling)

2. Alone in the woods with a cardboard box (when I asked why he had a cardboard box, he replied) Because I don't have a spear.

3. Fanny by gaslight, can we have some electric on? Wandering around with candles and torches. Not a light on in the fucking house, we living in the Victorian age or something? (said last night and is his longest conversation to date)

He has said other things but it's pretty much unintelligible except for the odd word. So I'm waiting with pen and paper at the ready just in case.