I was online with at my friend's house as I was googling  something for her.  I didn't realise her msn messenger was signed in until some arse she met on an dating site signed in and said hello.  We both ignored him and I carried on with what I was doing.  He sent a couple of nudges, which we again ignored but the persistant little numpty carried on trying to get her attention, in the end I gave up ignoring him and answered.  This is more or less the conversation that followed

Him...."u not talkin"
Me..."no"
Him..."y"
Me..."I'm not Julie"
Him...."who r u"
Me..."her friend"
Him..."wears Julie"   (not my spelling mistake, it's his)
Me..."elsewhere"
Him..."go on cam"
Me..."no"
Him...who r u"
Me..."bugger off I'm busy"
Him..."I wana talk 2 Julie she sexy"

Now at this my blood started to boil, she only started chatting to him less than 24 hours before and he wants to talk to her because she's SEXY?  Yeah, he really wants to get to know her as a person.  The conversation went downhill quickly after that.

Me..."You're unbelievable.  That's my friend you're talking about, not some piece of meat.  She's more than a nice body, she's got a mind and feelings as well.  You should have a bit more fucking respect"
Him..."fuckin respect?"
Him..."ur rood u r"
Me..."yeah, what's your point?"
Him..."u on summin?"
Me..."It pisses me off when twats like you feel it's alright to treat a woman like an unthinking sexual object only there to satisfy you.  All you want to do is get into her knickers"
Him..."nop"
Him..."i think shes a lovely person 2"
Me..."Oh please!  Don't piss on my shoes and tell me it's raining"
Him..."eh?"
Me..."*sighs* I don't expect someone with spelling and puctuation as poor as yours to understand"
Him..."ur a bitch"
Me..."again...what's your point?"
Me..."bored now...*blocks twat*"

You're probably thinking I was out of order and shouldn't have butted in.  Maybe I shouldn't have, but I'm the one who has to listen to her sobbing into her vodka because yet another man has used and dumped her, I'm the one who has to pick up the pieces.  I swear the girl is a twat magnet.  She's so naive she can't see when they're telling her exactly what she wants to hear in order to get her in bed. 

She said to me later that she thought he might just want sex because when she started chatting to him the day before he said she was gorgeous and then asked her for a picture of her in her underwear.  Noooo!  Reeeealllly? /sarcasm