My fella and son are fairly good at doing jobs round the house.  My fella will hoover and mop and my son does the washing up and unloads the washer and dryer when I ask them to so I can't complain really.  So why am I the only person who will clean the toilet and bathroom?

I don't pee behind the toilet seat and on the floor so I object to the fact that I'm the one that has to sort it out.  But there's no point asking who did it as both reckon it wasn't them.  That's right, I have a phantom widdler in my house who creates puddles when my back is turned. 

So another morning was spent bleaching and scubbing until the place was up to my standard again and didn't smell like the bottom of a hamster's cage.   But I suppose if I didn't clean it myself then it wouldn't be clean enough for me to use as I'm a bit funny about germs and bodily fluids.